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cons of ALWAYS ENDING UP AS A DESIGNATED FUCKING DRIVER:

• No rum and coke
• Not even a little
• Not even a beer
• Driving unfamiliar places
• Driving unfamiliar places that happen to be where my damn near-fatal car accident happened
• No
• Rum

pros of being a dd:

• Mood lifter because watching people make fools of and injure themselves
• Which you can cheerfully remind them of at any given point in time
• Because you didn’t do one goddamn foolish thing all night A HA HAAA
• Not being filled with embarrassment once sobered up.
• But most of all 
• No morning regrets!